Thursday, January 26, 2006

President of India Addresses to the Nation

ADDRESS TO THE NATION BY THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA DR. A.P.J. ABDUL KALAM ON THE EVE OF 57TH REPUBLIC DAY - 2006

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

New therapy for blockage removing in heart

This is a new theory that has come to my knowledge very recently and I thought that I should also share with you all.
There is a new therapy in the market which is known as:-
Chelation Therapy. Or Calation Therapy.

According to this therapy any patient who has to undergo by-pass need not undergo the same. The patient is given approx. 18 bottles of blood wherein some medicines are injected along with it.
The blood cleans the system and removes all the blockages from the heart. The no. of bottles may increase depending upon the age factor and health of the patient. The cost of the blood per bottle would be approx. Rs 2,500/-. The treatment takes approx. 1 month of time.
There are only 4 doctors in India and one of them is Dr.Dhananjay Shah at Malad (Mumbai) another at Karnataka.He has a list of patients who had to undergo by-pass from Lilavati, Hinduja and other major hospitals but after undergoing the above treatment they are absolutely fine and leading a normal life.
I give below the Doctor's details for your info:-
Dr. Dhananjay Shah.(Disp) : 022- 2889 2089 Mob: 98194 39657

Programmer in Hell

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to
hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealou! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked,
then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says "Calling hell to hell is local"

How to Registere Winzip

You all must be using WinZip frequently... Irritated by that ' I Agree' popping screen? Here is a way to avoid it permanantly from your machine.
The solution...
1) Open WinZip, ( this is the last time you are clicking on I agree ).
2) Go to HELP menu, and in ABOUT WINZIP.
3) Click on Register and Enter Following details..
Name : Registered Version ( Note that R & V are capital )
Registration # : A04C3CCD
And just click OK. Now you have the registered version.